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Milton Bradley

The Doucebag of the Week is either: The Detroit Tigers or Steve Stone. See the Chicago Tribune article Chicago Cubs do their best to kill Milton Bradley trade rumor More ->

If only MLB would take pity on the plight of all miserable Cubs fans and allow our beloved team to play the Nationals for the remainder of this season's schedule. The Nationals took pity on Alfonso Soriano and served up a fastball (when was the last time a pitcher was dumb enough to throw him anything that was straight, hard, and over the plate?!?!) that Fonzie cranked over the right field wall for his first homer in a month and half. Zambrano throws over 40 pitches in the first inning of his Friday outing and still manages to win the game AND drive in two runs. Fielding errors, baserunning mistakes, leaving men on base in scoring position -- it's a dream team for Milton Bradley!

Add left fielder to the positions that Sean Marshall has played. In an unusually crafty move, Piniella removed Soriano from left (always a great idea) to put Marshall (who had just pitched to a batter) so that he could pitch to the next left-handed hitter. Although it didn't work out quite as planned as LaRussa countered by subbing a righty for the lefty who was supposed to bat. Anyway, it was fun and cool and then Reed Johnson made an awesome catch to make everyone forget about the whole thing. Too bad the Cubs lost, but Wells pitched another good game other than (of course) allowing two home runs to Ryan Ludwick.

Later on SportsCenter in the Sunday Conversation, Lou Piniella still maintains that he is surprised by the intensity of Cubs fans and the "inquisitive-ness" of the Cubs media. "If you win 3 out 4, you're going to the World Series, if you lose 3 out of 4, you're in last place." Yeah, yeah, we know ... But Lou has to know that all Cubs fans are behind him -- especially when he calls Bradley a piece of **** to his face.

We can dream can't we? It's come to the point where I would trade Alfonso Soriano, Milton Bradley, and Aaron Heilman for a player to be named later. It's clear the Cubs (surprisingly) have some talent in the farm system and are ready for a shot at the big leagues. I know that Lou is waiting for Soriano to break out of his slump (as Lou says, "he's broken out of slumps .. uh ... in the past and performed .. uh .. great."), but this slump seems different as NL pitchers have finally figured out that Alfonso can only hit the fast ball for power AND watching him "play" left field induces serious nausea in this miserable Cubs fan.

Milton Bradley is done for '09. If you have to "retool" your swing in July, then I think some time in the minor leagues would be a huge plus for all associated with Mr. Bradley.
Aaron Heilman is done for good. I watched him get unmercifully shelled as the Mets tanked last year and this season's supposed New & Improved attitude and stuff is still the same. Heilman, it's time to break out the emory boards and the vaseline because your stuff is brutal.

My Crystal Ball Was Correct — Heilman Blows!

by Dr. Douchebag on July 10, 2009

The day after the Cubs signed Aaron Heilman (1/31/09) I posted the following three videos with the heading "A Peak Into the Future - Welcome to Wrigley Aaron Heilman." My prediction has come to fruition as Heilman truly let the first game with the Cardinals get away with tons of walks and a horrible wild pitch. Can we package him with Milton Bradley and Alfonso Soriano to get an injured Mark DeRosa or Jake Peavey? Pretty please?!?!

Aaron Heilman Getting Booed

Aaron Heilman Booed Off The Mound at Shea

Heilman's Last Pitch of 2008

Randy Wells and the Curse of the Bullpen

by MiserableCubsFan on June 3, 2009

Randy Wells

Well now Randy Wells knows that he better damn well pitch a no-hitter in order to get a major league win. For someone who claims that he doesn't have "Ace stuff," he is sure surprising me. All night long he got ahead in the count and consistently threw strikes. Great performance Randy! Now as for Marmol & Gregg ...

Rothchild & Piniella continue to be (unfortunately) correct with their pre-season diagnosis of Carlos Marmol's pitching mentality. Five hit batters? I've lost count as to how many times he has walked the first batter he has seen with four straight pitches. And Kevin "still can't find the strike zone" Gregg -- what the hell? He was up 1 ball and 2 strikes to Jeff Franceour and then decides to throw one right down the middle. It's June already! Please start pitching like you are a professional!

Other rants on a truly miserable loss. Hey Milton "Let's Not Play Today" Bradley, how many times are you going to get hurt running to first base? What's it going to take to get over this problem? Extra stretching? Riding a stationary bike in the dugout? Yoga classes?
Hey Bobby Scales, you spent 11 years in the minor leagues and still haven't mastered the art of laying down a bunt?
Hey Alfonso Soriano, how about even attempting a throw at the end of the game to try and get the winning run from scoring? I absolutely hate the Desginated Hitter rule in the American League, but as long as Soriano remains a Cub I am going to petition the commissioner to institute the DH in the NL. Soriano belongs on the All Star team of crappy outfielders along with Adam Dunn and Chris Duncan.

Milton Bradley again attempts to repair his tarnished image with Waddle & Silvy. Before you listen to this interview, watch this YouTube clip to see Bradley get hurt yelling at an umpire and (earlier in the same game!) injuring his own teammate. Is Milton Bradley intensely passionate about baseball or just plain crazy? You decide ...

Milton Bradley - Passionate Baseball Player or Just Plain Crazy?

Waddle & Silvy do their very best to put Bradley in a positive light, they try to warn him about the pressure cooker that is Wrigley, but, well ...

Bradley also tells why Frank Thomas has been a huge influence and his expectations for his relationships with Piniella and Zambrano. Again, this signing doesn't feel good ...

LISTEN OR DOWNLOAD - 2009-01-09 - Milton Bradley.mp3

After searching various blogs I've learned that apparently there are some Milton Bradley fans out there. I'm quickly trying to become one of them, but my heart tells me that this is going to end up badly. I would love to be surprised, but I think the above photo is a glimpse of the near future. Dan & Terry do their best to see if they can get Bradley to say that he is going to be a model player and teammate for the next few years, but no luck there ... Ugh, short interviews are never good ...

LISTEN OR DOWNLOAD - 2009-01-08 - Milton Bradley.mp3