by Dr. Douchebag on July 26, 2009

The Doucebag of the Week is either: The Detroit Tigers or Steve Stone. See the Chicago Tribune article Chicago Cubs do their best to kill Milton Bradley trade rumor
I REALLY want the douchebag of the week to be the Detroit Tigers, because, because, well… if I have to answer that because, then you shouldn’t be reading this blog.
But a part of me–the part of me that’s always secretly suspected that Steve Stone was a bit of a you-know-what-bag, even though you and I and everyone else reading this loved listening to him trying to keep Harry on track while also predicting that the next pitch would be a double-play-inducing sinker on the inner half of the outside third of the lower tenth of the plate–as I was saying, a part of me kindasorta suspects it’s just Steve Stone. What a douche. Bag.
by MiserableCubsFan on July 18, 2009
If only MLB would take pity on the plight of all miserable Cubs fans and allow our beloved team to play the Nationals for the remainder of this season’s schedule. The Nationals took pity on Alfonso Soriano and served up a fastball (when was the last time a pitcher was dumb enough to throw him anything that was straight, hard, and over the plate?!?!) that Fonzie cranked over the right field wall for his first homer in a month and half. Zambrano throws over 40 pitches in the first inning of his Friday outing and still manages to win the game AND drive in two runs. Fielding errors, baserunning mistakes, leaving men on base in scoring position — it’s a dream team for Milton Bradley!